the only thing high school taught me was that when one of your parents doesn’t like one of your friends your friend is probably a piece of shit
why do guys ask what color your bra is like what you gonna jack off to the color beige
can we all just collectively agree that it’s kinda fucked to mob people who have just gotten off a 12 hour flight even if they are your favorite celebrities???
do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants